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daenerysknope:

Steal his style: Ben Wyatt sitting on a bench eating soup alone.

  • Burberry London Dress Shirt: $147.49
  • LORENZO CANA - Luxury Italian 100% Silk Tie Handmade Necktie: $50.00
  • Z Zegna Navy Twill Flat Iron Trousers: $345.00
  • Cup of Panera Broccoli Cheddar Soup: $4.29
  • Steel Outdoor Bench: $425.00

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

purrprinthom:

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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the comic is killing me

bearded-glory:

bearded-glory:

bearded-glory:

I’m told I’m very maternal

I ate the fuck outta that squash..

I now realize that is a zucchini.. fuck

bearded-glory:

bearded-glory:

bearded-glory:

I’m told I’m very maternal

I ate the fuck outta that squash..

I now realize that is a zucchini.. fuck

miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

hate you

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

zeroo56 said: so, i was lurking around and saw that you went to Iceland! how was that?! Iceland looks like such a beautiful place to be in

lurking is fun haa but it was awesome!! and beautiful and the sun was up all the time.. it was crazy :) big beautiful green landscapes, then mountains, and glaciers. the capitol was pretty great too.. really small for a capitol city but I had tons o fun

bearded-glory:

I’m told I’m very maternal

I ate the fuck outta that squash..

bearded-glory:

I’m told I’m very maternal

I ate the fuck outta that squash..